After so much waiting, next month I will finally have access in Oregon to the super ultra premium Trump Vodka. For the classy price of $33.95 a bottle, I too can be among the elite with my clear, tasteless bottle of alcohol. Compared to that trash Ketel One at only $22.95, this is the only drink for discriminating millionaire.




 

I kid you not, this is what the press release says: “Donald Trump commented, Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea. Drinks Americas management team understands our vision for the Trump trademark. The Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump brand. By the summer of 06, I fully expect the most called for cocktail in America to be the T&T or the Trump and Tonic.”

Any guesses what the garnish will be?

Oh, and I found a bit more info on it: “Under the craftsmanship of Jacques de Lat, a third generation master distiller at Wanders Distillery in Holland, a carefully crafted vodka five times distilled is now among the finest in the world.” Wow! Five times! It’s the tastelessest!